What are Kevin Smith's next 5 movies? : r/ViewAskewniverse A day. When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Angel Jay: Holden: And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. Get the fuck off her. Daphne: After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Jay: Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Sorry, Justice. They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Silent Bob: Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Justice: Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: You should be. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. That was them, wasn't it? Ben Affleck: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Oh sorry I'm late. Whillenholly: Jay: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Check this shit out. Jay and Silent Bob deleted scene - YouTube 'Scuse me. He said he'd fuck a sheep! Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Sissy: Willenholly: The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Justice: [appears out of nowhere] It's really a fucking drag. Oh my God. .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] - amazon.com [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] There's no boogers in it sir. Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. You know what? Tell him, Steve-Dave. Banky: Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Sissy: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay: Fred: Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Two-disc set. But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Brenda? Jay: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? Banky: They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Chaka: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - DVD Talk Jay : What buzz? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - YouTube Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". Holden : The Internet buzz. Banky: Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her, or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. Justice: And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Then you can do the art picture. Jay: Chaka Luther King: Your Momma's going to try to score. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? Who'd pay to see that? Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. This isn't fair! I feel for you boys, I really do. Read . Be Don Juan de la Nooch. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. I make that shit work. Chaka: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Variety Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Holy Shit. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. [to Silent Bob] Banky: The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Earth II Wiki | Fandom That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Echo Base: Taste the booger flavor. Great. See? Chrissy: Hitchhiker: WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Angel Jay: I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. Brodie: Poor Dante. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. List of films featuring fictional films - Wikipedia Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Action, Gus or what? Reco'nize. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Every Single Kevin Smith/View Askewniverse Movie (In - ScreenRant Chaka: Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Silent Bob: Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? Matt Damon: Chaka's Production Assistant: I quit! Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Who's watching these babies? Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. We've got a mystery to solve! When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Banky: Oh, that Affleck! Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. film studio name : Dimension. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? They've got a monkey in there? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Plaschke, this is Willenholly. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: When, Lord when? Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Jay: James Van Der Beek: So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Brent: Jay: This guy'll suck your dick. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Reg Hartner: Whillenholly: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? What's your damage, little boy? Silent Bob: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. If I go to prison will you wait for me? The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. [to Jay] Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Pluto TV Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Jay's Mother: Jay: I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. That's it boy, put the dick down. Holden: "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Randal Graves: Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. No, Steve. Jay: A monkey? Oh, you like that, MULE. Oh shit! [exasperated] The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Jay: That would never work as a movie. Jay: Don't be so suburban. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! [after tossing Brent out of the van] Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? edit crew name : nOmArch. Justice: [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. Just take it from "It's a good course.". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. James Van Der Beek: Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Whillenholly: [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. Make it fast and sexy. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? [Jay nods. . Why? Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. So what's the deal here? / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Randal Graves: And on that note, we cue the music. [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Jay: Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. Jay: Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Hooker Scene - YouTube Chaka: This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Don't say anything! Stealin' the little monkey. Brent: The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: There's a script for this movie? Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. [the monkey has been put into a car] Free shipping for many products! Let's go, misters. The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. No, but it's Miramax. Banky: Brodie: There's nothing you can do about it. 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. That's pretty funny. [to his buddies] Whillenholly: What are you trying to say? Put the monkey down, and your hands up. 104 min. [counting his money] Jay: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. There are no inadequacies. Hooker #2: Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Oh, now you're the director. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? Chrissy: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. COMMANDER! [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Holden: [slightly amused] Sheep are beautiful creatures. Jay: I'll be right here waitin'. Something nice. Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. Metatron: God? New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Velma: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Yeah, you do that. I'm the pie fucker. He LOVES the cock. Chaka: , none of you little fucks out there. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? I was gonna call it "N.W.P." I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Dante Hicks: It is a comic book, not your dick! Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: Stars: Jay: You the man. Ethical Leadership and Decision Making in Education Applying During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. You see! Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Whillenholly: Uh, three by my count, but close. [his first words] She went for the set up. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0] Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? And for the record, I ain't gay. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Chaka's Production Assistant: Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Jay: Hitchhiker: Jay: I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Not this little fuck. [singing] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Parents Guide - IMDb At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Wow! Now how do *you* like *them apples*? Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay: You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is.
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